Why do women go the bathroom in groups?
2 comments June 25th, 2008
Posts filed under 'party'
Anchorwoman reveals that she craves power and cannot remember childhood.
Also, those glasses are indeed famous.
Way to stand up to that beastly woman. Rock on Cory!
5 comments January 15th, 2008
My browser went to a Woot-Off,
and all I got was this breathalyzer game.
I wonder how long I’ll have to play before I beat the high score…
Of course, these days I barely drink. I think I’ve been tipsy about once or twice in the few months, which may be par for some people, but is a significant shift for me. Nonetheless, I still cannot understand why a alcohol-detecting ignition interlock isn’t required on all new vehicles.
Seems so simple and logical, doesn’t it? Really, it’s just like a seat belt - but for other people. Why can’t we pass a law that makes sense for once?
Add comment June 4th, 2007
The Accidental Booty Call.
So, last night my friend Merida threw a bachelorette party for my friend Kelly (TheTwins). Dave (thunderpussy, and Kelly’s fiance) was supposed to pick Kelly up at the end of the evening, after he received a call from Merida. But he didn’t show up on time. Because Dave never got the call to pick Kelly up. Because Merida called the wrong Dave. Coincidentally, she just met and got the number of a guy named Dave.
So, when she called Dave to tell him where to pick them up - Our hapless “other” Dave got the call. Obviously, he assumed that he was the intended recipient of the call and figured that some chick wanted his company, and *now*. He propmtly showed up.
Turns out, everything was groovy and this is how we now have the instantly infamous story of Merida’s Accidental Booty Call.
Of course, we only know what she’s told us - she could have meant to call the other Dave all along…
1 comment September 4th, 2005
Bachelor Party Follow-Up
Well, the night was a success - though I have to say that the VIP lounge at Stars Cabaret is overrated. Good looking girls, but slow service and weak drinks. All had a good time, and Ben wore the makeshift ball and chain like a champ. Nobody went to jail, only one person got kicked out of a bar and there were relatively few “sicks” considering the amount of intoxicants consumed.
Of course, this update is a little late and he’s married and in Hawaii right now - but better late than never.
Add comment August 11th, 2005
Bachelor Party!!
So, tonight I’m throwing a bachelor party for one of my younger brothers. Ben is getting married next Saturday, (to his knocked up girlfriend (ROFL)). It’s been a short notice wedding, and I’ve only had a week to put together the party. And if you’ve been paying attention, I’ve been on vacation all week - which means that I’ve spent the whole time in various states of intoxication (level 5 or greater). So I haven’t had time to do much planning, not to mention that Ben didn’t give me an invite list (for the people I didn’t know) until yesterday.
Nonetheless, I got up this morning and heroically battled a wicked gin hangover with the help of some greasy fast food breakfast and set about planning a sweet bash.
Now, one of the difficult parts of this planning has been to orchestrate an evening with an appropriate amount of debauchery *AND* make enough of the evening all-ages enough to avoid excluding my other two younger brothers. Pete and Sam aren’;t quite 21 yet.
Everyone also makes this big deal about being secretive about bachelor parties. I call bullshit. If you get the groom laid, then yeah, it’s best to keep quiet about that part. But if you don’t fuck things up like that, everyone should know. As far as I can tell, the more people that can enjoy the party, the better - even if some people only get to enjoy it by reading about it. There are always plenty of people that would like to come, but can’t for various reasons. I don’t want to exclude anyone, except bitchy girlfriends and fiances. They can just shut the fuck up and deal.
So here’s the plan: (remember that most of the evening has to be all-ages)
- We start off by heading to a local juice bar for some T&A (Jiggle’s
- Next we head to Hooter’s for dinner. Pete & Sam will then temporarily depart the group, since it will become 21 & over for a bit.
- After Hooter’s, we’ll head to downtown Portland to partake of the legendary Portland BrewFest
- Once we close down the Brewfest, we’ll head to Stars for some more T&A and drinks in the VIP room. We’ll get Ben covered head to toe in stripper tits there. It’s just gotta be done.
- After we run out of stripper money (but *before* we get sent to jail) we’ll hop back in the van again and head to my Mom’s house.
- Screeeeech! Yeah, I did just hear your brain stop with much confusion and broken gears. And yes, the party will wind up at my Mom’s house. BUT, she’s out of town and has a huge party house that kicks way more ass than any house I’ll be able to own and party in. I’ve got a keg and many, many bottles of booze so that like SpaceGhost, we can drink until our hearts stop.
- And the day after, I’ll return the van to Enterprise and maybe ask out the foxy girl that rented me the van.
Yeah, it’s gonna be fun.
Add comment July 30th, 2005